DLR CAKES

ginnosuke:

derryere:

IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT BUT HERE THEY ARE

The Unicorn Poops

If you’re wondering now, Did you have a Unicorn Poop appropriate level of fun while making them? The answer is yes. Absolutely. The colouring was done during an intense but important session of gossiping, the rolling and baking was done half a day later, under an intense but important session of drinking beer and making jokes about fruit and how some are shaped like losers.

I’M LOOKING AT YOU KIWI YOU KNOW I AM

you hairy fucker

also they tasted like butter and vanilla and sunshine

ALL IN ALL EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL :D

I AM CRYING LKDLJD:KFJLF:F

I WISH I COULD’VE GIVEN/MADE YOU EAT THEM IN PERSON! I DO A THING WHERE I STARE AT THE PEOPLE WHO EAT MY FOOD TO DISCERN WHETHER THEY’RE ACTUALLY ENJOY IT, and on the plus side, it also really creeps them out.

THIS ISN’T SOME RANDO BTW IN CASE YOU’RE WEIRDED OUT RIGHT NOW by some stranger telling you they wanna stare at you while you eat. IT’S ME THIS IS MY BAKE BLOG :D I decided I needed a place to put my bakes. THIS SEEMED LIKE A NICE CORNER.

derryere:

Merlin cake, guys. CMorg’s face is IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE to sculpt out of cheap fondant, (seriously, if you ever venture into the world of cake makin’, one tip I would give to you: DO NOT BUY FONDANT JUST MAKE IT YOURSELF IT’S ALL A ROUSE TO MAKE YOU PISS YOURSELF WITH ANGER. First it’s soft, then it dries up within three seconds and when you touch it, it cracks. That’s what she said. Bam.), so instead he’s near-sighted and has to have the book ON HIS FACE in order to read the blue-magic-ball spell.

I might post pictures later of people eating it, if there’s any interest in that. You perverts know who you are.

This is made of:

• Cinnamon sponge cake
• Vanilla buttercream (mmmgghhhhghhggggg o_o)
• CHEAP ASSHOLE I HATE YOU NEVER AGAIN fondant, and the love of my life, self made marshmallow fondant 
• MAGIC

Also I’m sorry Merlin’s body is so weird but making body out of cake is not a skill I’ve mastered yet. Making frilly table clothes? Yes. Bodies? No.

In conclusion: It’s Merlin, BUT YOU CAN EAT IT

(x)

(via welovestuff)

Some bakey things I’ve baked in the past! Some for parties, some as an excuse to gobble on funny coloured things, some because we were hungry and wanted foods. If you’ve any questions re: recipes, methods, anything—don’t hesitate to ask! I ALWAYS LOVE A GOOD ASK :D